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  3. oatmealmarketing:

    this pic is crucial

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  4. deadlyflashesofgreen:

    I don’t watch this show, but that’s a sick Ass burn.

    (Source: unalike, via clicktocontinue-derpbags)

     


  5. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
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    me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

    WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

    (via jtoday)

    and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

    (via panconkiwi)

    That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

    (via gallifrey-feels)

    There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

    (via intheforestofthenight)

    yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

    (via pterriblepterodactyls)

    Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

    (via dawnpuppet)

    If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

    (via takshammy)

    wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

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  7. schnickledooger:

    arrogantanupapaya:

    kalifrak:

    kalifrak:

    The crouching cover is in this year…

    I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.

    Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT

    oh my god

    Crouching Hobbit, Hidden Precious

    (via mynameischynna)

     


  8. sup-im-dean:

    theconsultingrenegade:

    bestquius:

    bestquius:

    There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

    I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

    image

    I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY

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  10. sunvapor said: What the fucks happening in Ferguson?

    wocinsolidarity:

    clehmentine:

    Alright, i’m gonna sit down and basically explain the situation in this ask so everyone of my followers knows why i’m so pissed.

    Michael Brown, a 17 - 18 year old african american boy was unlawfully shot (8-10 times supposedly) by police in St Louis, Missouri on saturday, august 9th, 2014. He was unarmed, and had done nothing to attract suspicion other than the fact that he was black. His body was left in the street for 4 hours. (beware: somewhat graphic image linked)

    There are several claims from witnesses (see: Dorian Johnson’s account and video [HIGHLY RECOMMEND READING UP ON HIS ACCOUNT, ITS VERY SPECIFIC] — Brown’s friend who experienced the situation first hand, La’Toya Cash and Phillip Walker— Ferguson residents nearby the incident),  that fall together in generally close claims. However, the only one who’s claim seems out of place is the police officer’s who shot Brown. Who, by the way, is put off on paid administrative leave AND who’s name remained under anonymity for his safety (However, attorney Benjamin Crump is looking for a way to force release his name). He claims that Brown began to wrestle the officer for his gun and tried attacking him after he told Brown and his friend Dorian Johnson (22) to “get the f*ck on the sidewalk”.

    According to Johnson, after a minor confrontation on the officer’s part where he grabbed Brown by the neck and then by the shirt, the officer pulled his gun on Brown and shot him at point blank range on the right side of his body. Brown and Johnson were able to get away briefly and started running. However, Brown was shot in the back, supposedly disabling him from getting very far. He turned around with his arms in the air and said “I don’t have a gun, stop shooting!” By this point, Brown and the officer were face to face as the cop shot him several times in the face and chest until he was finally dead. Johnson ran to his apartment and by the sound of his account, seemingly had some sort of panic attack. Later he emerged from his home to see Brown still laying in the streets. People were gathered with their cellphones, screaming at the police.

    According to msnbc, the police refuse to interview Johnson at all, despite his amazing courage to come forward. They didn’t wanna hear it. They only listened to the cop’s account of it all and were vague with the media on what they thought happened. They’ve also refused to commit to a timeline in releasing autopsy results and other investigation information.

    Numerous rumors are sweeping around such as Brown stealing candy from a QuickTrip, the store he emerged from calling the cops on him, Brown reaching for a gun, Brown attacking the cop first, ect. But these have all been debunked. (I know a lot of these have been debunked, but im having a hard time finding sources. if anyone could help out and link some legit ones id be SO grateful)

    The event in and of itself was terrible, but now it has escalated beyond belief. Around 100 or more people, mostly black, went to the police station to protest peacefully. Things quickly turned bad as martial law got involved and authorities were bringing in K9s, tanks, heavy artillery, ect. The heavy police presence only made things worse as riots began to break out and looting and vandalism started. [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]

    Now, as of very recently, the media has been banned from Ferguson. There is also a No-Fly zone above Ferguson for the reason of “ TO PROVIDE A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT ACTIVITIES ” as said on the Federal Aviation Commission’s website. Cop cars are lined up on the borders to prevent people from entering/leaving. Media outlets are being threatened with arrest. It completely violates our amendments and everything.

    It’s becoming increasingly scary and difficult to find out whats going on over there. I’m afraid this is all the information I have, though. If anybody else knows anything about the situation, please feel free to add on or correct any mistakes i’ve made as i’m no expert on writing these things.

    And as a personal favor, i’d really appreciate anyone to give this a reblog in order to spread the word. I think it’s a shame that this is going on in our own country yet so few people know about it. Help me make this topic huge and get this as much attention as possible.

    PLEASE SHARE!!! EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON.

     


  11. willdigo:

    I like Bob’s Burgers better than Family Guy because it has all the deadpan humour without having to make jokes about rape or racism, etc, and the creator doesn’t use his cartoons as a mouthpiece to voice his own shitty opinions about other famous people

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  12. texasbowlegs:

    there’s something to be said about the impact of the death of someone that you might not think about every day but when that person is suddenly gone, all you can think about is the influence they had on your childhood, and on you during your years of development (arguably the most important years of your life) and it seems like everyone is feeling the devastation of the realization of that kind of a loss today and i think there’s something incredibly moving about that. 

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  14. themouseabides:

    Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

    Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

    (via kaitmaree)

     

  15. angrymuslimah:

    fiftyshadesofmacygray:

    This made tear up for real.

    Y’all …

    (Source: thechanelmuse, via watermelonumi)