1. slacktory:

    krisstraub:

    ohhowlucky:

    danteogodofsoup:

    killbenedictcumberbatch:

    standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

    This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

    i don’t know what is wrong with me, this didn’t elicit a titter. a titter!! i reacted to it as i might the newspaper comics, in that “i can tell this is funny” but i don’t laugh at all.

    I tend to “cry” a little — tear up on the outside corners of my eyes — when I laugh my hardest. It’s my third or fourth time listening to this story, but I still cried.

    (Source: timetoputonashow)

     

  2. grannyp0rn:

    bowlofbloodoranges:

    here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

    1st pic : lookin good

    2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

    3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

    4th pic: me being outtie 

    this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr

    (via ourdrunkitchen)

     


  3. I like “clingy” people.

    I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

    (Source: yeezuschristler, via neatpotatoes)

     


  4. Anonymous asked: Have you ever talked to a guy on the phone for marriage purposes?

    maghfirat:

    biryaniii:

    I have talked to men on the phone for many purposes

    mostly for ordering pizzas

    lmao

     

  5. thechosenjuan:

    me at everyone with some semblance of narrative control on game of thrones right now

    (Source: nevver, via lizdexia)

     

  6. heyfunniest:

    is this even a kid show

    (Source: thespoonmissioner, via edwardspoonhands)

     

  7. heytherenia:

    I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

    (Source: imthepinkukulele, via aryastarkked)

     

  8. (Source: abbiabrums, via perpdurp)

     

  9. fallen-inspiration:

    sodomquake:

    robowolves:

    trimcoast:

    orangemuses:

    I love this post so much

    image

    my hand slipped

    with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

    I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

    I saw this without the comments, and now I want to reblog it a thousand times.

    (Source: tardismetotomorrowworld, via kimmymary)

     


  10. Lay with me Cersei, I incest
    — Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via abbiemillskicksass)

    (Source: stupid-fucking-rope, via jackpotgirl)

     

  11. (Source: kinghudson, via aryastarkked)

     

  12. buzzfeed:

    asgardreid:

    boyfriendhook:

    In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

    OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

    Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

    Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

    (Source: maimedlion, via maniacwrangler)

     

  13. ruinedchildhood:

    literally me

    (via ourdrunkitchen)

     

  14. fjordism:

    AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

    (via jayzsongwason)

     


  15. hiccuphorrendoushaddockthe3rd:

    "swearing isn’t very ladylike stop it"

    image

    (via clicktocontinue-derpbags)