Just some crazy and ridiculous reblogs, and if there is a slight chance I find something that has not been reblogged yet then hell yea I'm blogging about it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
how to walk like a queen [x]
I wanna be her so much, look at that list gif PERFECT
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost)
watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq)
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
MIRANDA.
(Source: s3xnoise)
are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
(Source: sweatymannipples1993)
Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
GPOY to the maximum. Unlike Charlie though, I sort of dislike being an introvert…
Korra KNOWS
(Source: jordanbradleyis)
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Omfg I am too tired for this.
there’s a teacher at my school who has a copy of the Declaration of Independence taped to his door. Seeing as it was my last day, I decided to steal it and replace it with a photo of Nick.
(Source: sexualpizza)
(Source: blakebaggott)
No joke, this guy gave me this at a bar tonight.
Ain’t love grand?
I would marry him on the spot…
